We gotta memorize our lines, and Brother Thespian we'll be fine
Whoa oh oh oh oh
You gotta refine your breath and beats with a graduation pen—use mine.
Whoa oh oh oh oh
Stage left, enter Maggie looking hurried, she has a parcel in her arms
Whoa oh oh oh oh
Were you the leopard, or the virgin, or the child in the grown man's beard all out of place and hanging off his face by the time the audience cheers?
And you were feeling pretty cocky on the day you became an actor.
I know the thing I shouldn't say, so I’ll leave it at this: I hope you get what you're after.
And if when you're out you see the hundredth house fall from the sky
Another stick-flat thing in the ground.
Say a heartfelt prayer for your safe arrival
I'd like to think the actors never panic.
I'd like to throw this trumpet down and go empty-handed.
Part of the virgin has been taken,
So let me throw this trumpet down and go empty handed, oh.
If you're the virgin, then I'm the stand-in.
And I'd like to think the actors never panic
And I'd like to throw this trumpet down and go empty-handed.
And I'd like to think the actors never panic
And I'd like to throw this trumpet down and go empty-handed.
Lalalalala
These are the correct lyrics:
We gotta memorize our lines, and Brother Thespian we'll be fine Whoa oh oh oh oh You gotta refine your breath and beats with a graduation pen—use mine. Whoa oh oh oh oh Stage left, enter Maggie looking hurried, she has a parcel in her arms Whoa oh oh oh oh Were you the leopard, or the virgin, or the child in the grown man's beard all out of place and hanging off his face by the time the audience cheers?
And you were feeling pretty cocky on the day you became an actor. I know the thing I shouldn't say, so I’ll leave it at this: I hope you get what you're after. And if when you're out you see the hundredth house fall from the sky Another stick-flat thing in the ground. Say a heartfelt prayer for your safe arrival
I'd like to think the actors never panic. I'd like to throw this trumpet down and go empty-handed. Part of the virgin has been taken, So let me throw this trumpet down and go empty handed, oh. If you're the virgin, then I'm the stand-in.
And I'd like to think the actors never panic And I'd like to throw this trumpet down and go empty-handed. And I'd like to think the actors never panic And I'd like to throw this trumpet down and go empty-handed. Lalalalala
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