The Loss Adjuster Lyrics

Lyric discussion by xsvsx 

Cover art for The Loss Adjuster lyrics by Jarvis Cocker

I love this. It has so much to say, and somehow he gets away with having hardly any music for most of it. Only Jarvis. Anyway, the bit "And a girl cries as she stumbles by / No, the world can't end now - it's got to wait / It can't end when I haven't got a boyfriend / and I'm half a stone overweight'" just screams 'get your priorities right' in a very calm voice. I love the part about Egyptian Sue. Pure, complete, unabridged Jarvis: "But you didn't have any contraception / And anyway, you couldn't get an erection." Find me another artist who can say stuff like that. Lol.