Lyric discussion by Lord Malbeth 

Cover art for Born to be Mild lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic

Yeah, it's an unreleased parody, I think it's one of his concert-only songs...

Thank you. OK, you're back in the running with thedarkman :) I wonder if "flood pants" were like MC Hammer's balloon pants that were sooo popular at one time. (Thank gawd that style died:)