Lyric discussion by Shwang_Shwinga 

Cover art for 1997 lyrics by Sleepytime Gorilla Museum

I think this song is almost a satire. SGM normally writes music railed in high vocabulary and strange, obscurist messages. 1997 probably pokes fun at driving songs or party songs by unintelligent bands that ramble about bullshit [hence the fact that the lyrics are barely coherent.]