I think the smart patrol part is a red herring to fool people, the first three sung parts are just describing they average schlub and his disdain for modern living. But they all end with...
"Guess I'm just a spudboy
Looking for that real tomato"
Which makes me think this song is supposed to be a really dry parody of a love song describing sex and the usual DEVO social commentary.
"We shove the poles in the holes" = Dick in vagina.
The Mr DNA part is describing sperm attacking eggs.
I think the smart patrol part is a red herring to fool people, the first three sung parts are just describing they average schlub and his disdain for modern living. But they all end with...
"Guess I'm just a spudboy Looking for that real tomato"
Which makes me think this song is supposed to be a really dry parody of a love song describing sex and the usual DEVO social commentary.
"We shove the poles in the holes" = Dick in vagina.
The Mr DNA part is describing sperm attacking eggs.