Lyric discussion by robot in disguise 

WHOEVER KEEPS GOING ON ABOUT ROBERT SMITHS GIRLFRIEND THAT DROWNED, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Robert and Mary began going out when they were 15 and got married when they were 30, unless he had a girlfriend when he was 14,13,12 or earlier who drowned then its impossible

also in the extensive book on robert smith, Robert Smith:The Cure And Wishful Thinking it makes NO mention of it, despite mentioning details from his birth till he met mary

so....your wrong

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