Lyric discussion by andrewxc 

Cover art for Aluminum lyrics by Barenaked Ladies

I really think that this song is just about a person, but the 'Ladies really put in a lot of thought to make it as "aluminum foil"-y as possible...

Look at the extra verse from the live concerts:

Why should it come as a big surprise? It's just an element of disguise Even your emotions are anodized

Aluminum foil doesn't have emotions. Clearly they are talking about a person. And the line "You're not as precious as you contrive" shows that said person thinks they are hot stuff, but really have no substance, no real personality. I get the feeling of resentment all over this song...

BNL, I bow to your collective lyrical genius.