Lyric discussion by Wallamanage 

This song is about a bedspread called Kitty who goes on an adventure in the woods. Whilst exploring she accidentally falls in a ditch which is filled with water. Being a bedspread, she cannot possibly maake her way out and simply lays there getting wet. Over millions of years sediment collects at the bottom of the pool, smothering her. Under the immense pressure of the water the sediments turn into rock. As no oxygen could get past the rock she is petrified into the stone. This leaves a fossil. When archaelogists dig in the ditch years later they discover the valuable fossil. However they decide to chuck it in the bin and watch a football match instead, as this is the style at the time.

stfu

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