P.T.A. Lyrics

Lyric discussion by xsvsx 

Cover art for P.T.A. lyrics by Pulp

I love this song. It's so weird. About some old(ish) man who's still a virgin, and takes a fancy to a young girl. He wants to have sex with her because - well, because he wants to have sex. And he's never hand a woman before ('I was too scared to touch the girls in the Poly' - I love that line). A bit pervy, but it's far too sarcastic to be anything Jarvis ever really thought, at least. ♥