"I'm pretty awkward at this sort of thing. You're great and all, but the best I can give you is sporadic bursts of inconsistent affection and fun. I'm sure there's someone far better than I at you, but trust me, I've tried my best, if only you could see that. Anyway, remember the awkward moments and what fun they wrought."
"I'm pretty awkward at this sort of thing. You're great and all, but the best I can give you is sporadic bursts of inconsistent affection and fun. I'm sure there's someone far better than I at you, but trust me, I've tried my best, if only you could see that. Anyway, remember the awkward moments and what fun they wrought."