Lyric discussion by blondesdothisbetter 

i think that the "morning after funeral" is the morning after pill his girlfriend takes the morning after because they had sex the previous night

the song expresses Jamison's feelings about this

he tells his girlfriend to "Just close your eyes", because, "everything will be okay," and take the pill

he tells himself that everything will be ok, that he needs to just go ahead and follow through

he tells the possible baby that everything will be ok to just close its eyes and fade away

thats why "alcohol and bandages will soon follow this mess"

because he needs to heal after the mess he made

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