Lyric discussion by thelaststraw 

Cover art for Bethanie lyrics by Heartbreak Club

those lyrics arent right!! now im just gunna have to fix em...

Girl: Hello? giggle I got you! This is just the machine, which means, I'm not in right now. Freckles is around here somewhere, but he can’t answer the phone! He’s just a cat, you silly! Anywho, you know the drill, you leave your name and number, and I’ll get back to you! giggle

Please pick up, Bethanie, it's Teddy It's not the old me, it's the new me When I grow up can we get back together?

If I could own what lovers own I'd sell my shares in apathy tomorrow. Your love could mend my broken bones, Soothe a soul and plug a heart that's leaking

So please pick up, Bethanie, it's Teddy It's not the old me, it's the new me When I grow up can we get back together?

I declare I'm prepared to bow down and baste the turkey I'm not selfish. Serious. Can we get back together?

I bit my tongue three times today So cut some slack, I want you back in my arms. Unsew my lips and haste to say I've been coughing up blood since you left me!

So please pick up, Bethanie, it's Teddy It's not the old me, it's the new me When I grow up can we get back together? I declare I'm prepared to bow down and baste the turkey I'm not selfish. Serious. Can we get back together?

I tried my best, but since you left Been sleepless for days I cry in my unrest, but since you left Been counting the ways That I could stifle hope, or cut your throat Is that too rude for you? Do I offend you? Should I sing something more subdued?

Please pick up, Bethanie, it's Teddy It's not the old me, it's the new me When I grow up can we get back together?

Girl: um...no!

I declare I'm prepared to bow down and baste the turkey I'm not selfish. Serious. Can we get back together?

Please pick up, Bethanie, it's Teddy It's not the old me, it's the new me When I grow up can we get back together? I declare I'm prepared to bow down and baste the turkey I'm not selfish. Serious. Can we get back together?

uh uh oh