Turning Japanese (The Vapors cover) Lyrics

Lyric discussion by SFy65B2G5rKbzps5acdHwQe6 

this was a misnamed song floating around the internet, the one i got at very least, was The Vapors song with the wrong name, not a cover by incubus or anyone else.

But the song is about masturbation, the writer has a pcture of the girl he lusts for, he wishes he had a porno one, that a doctor could take. turning japanese is a euphemism for orgasm, where your eyes screw up and you look japanese.

so there.