Lyric discussion by Pandorus 

The best idea I saw of this song is on another site:

Mark Daley said... Who the hell is this Mr. Mastodon Farm character? And what the hell is he doing with all those swatches? Here is one theory: 'Mr. Mastodon Farm' is NOT a parallel between McCrea's life and those 'birds that fall like stones.' Rather, McCrea is actually describing (in Cake's typically sarcastic way) the person who reads too much into everything in life. This is indicated by the narrator's need to 'get up and see' the birds everytime they drop, since they are a symbol of his 'entire existence.' He is compelled to make sure they make their 'last second curves toward flight,' because he has read so much into their descent. The refrain/chorus places this revelation beyond a doubt: 'Mr. Mastodon Farm ... cuts swatches out of all materials.' Mr. Mastodon Farm is literally taking slices of material from life and 'growing' huge mastodons out of them. The struggle the narrator faces is with himself, and McCrea pokes fun not-so-subtly at the bondage.

Source: 2nd comment, leesepea.blogspot.com/2006/05/mr-mastodon-farm.html

yes. I will expand on this belerrrr

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