This song is about a man called Clive Staples Lewis who attempts to write an epic novel entitled "I Wish I Had A Garden Shed." Whilst writing this book he decides to put off the story for a while and becomes a rock star. He enters the Eurovision song contest with his song "Only You Can Prevent Wildfires" but unfortunately only gets second place. He is then approached by DJ Frog Juice who offers to remix the track for him with a solid beat. This remixed version fares much better and Mr. Lewis gets a number one. However he discovers that when played backwards the B-Side talks of DJ Frog Juice's hatred for Mr. Lewis. Mr. Lewis kills the DJ with a javelin and proceeds to only play the song in its original version at concerts. Whilst playing at Glastonbury he is lynched by the fans who prefer the remix and killed. The book is never published.
This song is about a man called Clive Staples Lewis who attempts to write an epic novel entitled "I Wish I Had A Garden Shed." Whilst writing this book he decides to put off the story for a while and becomes a rock star. He enters the Eurovision song contest with his song "Only You Can Prevent Wildfires" but unfortunately only gets second place. He is then approached by DJ Frog Juice who offers to remix the track for him with a solid beat. This remixed version fares much better and Mr. Lewis gets a number one. However he discovers that when played backwards the B-Side talks of DJ Frog Juice's hatred for Mr. Lewis. Mr. Lewis kills the DJ with a javelin and proceeds to only play the song in its original version at concerts. Whilst playing at Glastonbury he is lynched by the fans who prefer the remix and killed. The book is never published.