Lyric discussion by eagdga 

Cover art for Catholic Girls lyrics by Frank Zappa

I don't get it. mustache? Catholic countries: Poland, Spain, Brazil, Italy, France, and Latin America (which dominates the Miss World contests) have most of the hottest girls in the world. He should be thanking them for the girls not making fun of them lol. But who knows what someone who would name their daughter Moon Unit is thinking.

The tiny little mustache is not necessarily a facial mustache. Think about it. This song is filled with sexual innuendo, and I suspect this is just another one.

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