Gold Star for Robot Boy Lyrics

Lyric discussion by RobotRock 

Cover art for Gold Star for Robot Boy lyrics by Guided by Voices

By far my favorite song off of Bee Thousand, I think that this song is pretty obviously describing the relationship that he has with someone else (presumably a significant other) in which he always feels that he has to impress or nothing he does is viewed by the significant other as being done right. Thus he wishes he could just be a robot and be programmed to do things right. And a gold star is something that a teacher would give his/her student for doing a good job on something (makes sense, seeing as how Pollard was a school teacher).