Lyric discussion by the hookah horn 

Cover art for Details of the War lyrics by Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

I had trouble with the "camel dick, crucifix" part but after thinking about it I think it's clear that its a play on the term "camel toe" = the guy is showing off his junk or is just that well endowed. He wears a crucifix like a lot of people do...

I find it interesting that no one has commented on the title line at the end: "BE CAREFUL WITH THE DETAILS OF THE WAR."

I had a lot of trouble with that one, but I have surmised that it is in regards to how ignorant Tom is; she can't talk about current events, etc. with him, just live the high life as trophy husband and wife.