The Idiots Guide Lyrics

Lyric discussion by onethousandnails 

Cover art for The Idiots Guide lyrics by Desert Sessions

These lyrics look wrong in places to me, and here is what I always thought he was saying..

What do when you're high This is mine, and you're right Never make water rough Never say I'm a drunk When they say, "You're alright" Is that all? Boring tide Water bong, and a safe place to hide

A mistake, done with ease Just to move, not to please Going through the idiots guide