The Fake, The Snake, And The Birthday Cake Lyrics

Lyric discussion by bunnys_speak_words 

Cover art for The Fake, The Snake, And The Birthday Cake lyrics by Punchline

what does this song mean to me? i'm gonna drop names just for you to know.

samara me and kels were all friends. the best of friends might i add. samara and i liked a boy named dimitry. we agreed that he was off limits because honestly, it's chicks before dicks. the next day he asked her out and she said yes. then she met kim. kims a fifteen year old alcoholic. : ] that's fabulous right? samara stats drinking and forgets who her real friends are. starts trash talking us for no apparent reason, samara even is sneeking around [like a snake] to go get drunk, and she even gets arrested. real nice babe. and kim, is really a fake because she goes around talking about samara all the time calling her fat and a drunk, when in reality samara is not fat and wasn't always drunk like kim was.

AND not to mention, samara ditched kelsey on her birthday. :[

so this song makes perfect fucking sense to me. even the title. "the fake the snake and the birthday cake" fake=kim snake=samara and birthday cake=kelsey. and i guess i'm just steve singing it.

hey kelsey, remember the good old days before we were replaced by fakes. we're not the only ones who think its safe to say she's changed. cause nini and dj [other friends] see it too.