Lyric discussion by Deriaz 

Cover art for Val Kilmer lyrics by Bowling for Soup

To me, this song is about how people seem great at first, but when a better guy/girl/anything comes around ("Because the big screen's calling, final casting call"), they might use you to get there ("So, thank me at the podium for a lifetime of contribution"), and to put it bluntly, it sucks ("Would be a comedy, not quite the tragedy, that its become").

But great song. Definitely one of my favorite BFS songs! Love the band!