I've being going out with a girl
Her name is Julie
But last night she said to me
While we were watching telly
This is what she said………
She said "Listen John I love you
But there's this bloke I fancy
I don't want to two time you
So it's the end for you and me
"Who's this bloke?" I asked her
"Gordon" she replied
"Not that poof!" I said dismayed
"yes, but he's no poof" she cried
"He's more of a man than you'll ever be"
Here we go --
I was so upset that I cried
All the way to the chip shop
When I came out there was Gordon
Standing at the bus stop
And guess who was with him?
Yeah Julie
And they were both laughing at me
Oh she's cruel and heartless
To pack me for Gordon
Just because he's better looking than me
Just because he's cool and trendy
But I know he's a moron
Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron
Here we go -- 2-3-4
Oh! She's a slag
And he's a creep
She's a tart
He's very cheap
She is a slut
He thinks he's tough
She's a bitch
He is a poof
Yeah yeah - it's not fair
Yeah yeah - it's not fair
I'm so upset
I'm so upset
I'm so upset
I ought to smash his face in
Yeah - but he's bigger than me - ain't he
I know I'll get my mate paddy to hit him
He'd flatten him
Yeah but Paddy's a mate of Gordon ain't he
Ah well - I don't care
Oh I don't care
Full Lyrics are as follows
Jilted John
I've being going out with a girl Her name is Julie But last night she said to me While we were watching telly
This is what she said………
She said "Listen John I love you But there's this bloke I fancy I don't want to two time you So it's the end for you and me
"Who's this bloke?" I asked her "Gordon" she replied "Not that poof!" I said dismayed "yes, but he's no poof" she cried "He's more of a man than you'll ever be"
Here we go --
I was so upset that I cried All the way to the chip shop When I came out there was Gordon Standing at the bus stop
And guess who was with him? Yeah Julie And they were both laughing at me
Oh she's cruel and heartless To pack me for Gordon Just because he's better looking than me Just because he's cool and trendy
But I know he's a moron Gordon is a moron Gordon is a moron Gordon is a moron
Here we go -- 2-3-4
Oh! She's a slag And he's a creep She's a tart He's very cheap She is a slut He thinks he's tough She's a bitch He is a poof
Yeah yeah - it's not fair Yeah yeah - it's not fair
I'm so upset I'm so upset I'm so upset
I ought to smash his face in Yeah - but he's bigger than me - ain't he I know I'll get my mate paddy to hit him He'd flatten him Yeah but Paddy's a mate of Gordon ain't he Ah well - I don't care Oh I don't care