Christopher Lydon Lyrics

Lyric discussion by TheSweetHeartRoland 

Cover art for Christopher Lydon lyrics by Dresden Dolls, The

How old would she have been when she had this "love" for Christopher Lydon? She sings the lyrics as a child would feel towards their teacher but then again she says "My friends go out drinking and having fun." Unless if she had somehow much much older friends than I don't quite understand the aging around this. Do you guys have any thoughts on this?