Lyric discussion by Mickthe Manc 

You've ALL missed the point on this one.

Moz, is a big fan of Coronation Street, and at the time of penning the lyrics to this song, Alma (Mike Baldwin's wife in Corrie) was dying of cancer, after having a rough time with her hubbie for a few years previous).

The choice Moz had made, was to become a Coronation Street addict. It's his life to ruin, his own way!!

Usual Moz tongue in cheekness.

So, you see, Alma matters to someone, somewhere.........oh yeah!!

@Mickthe Manc Bloody great answer.

Very good try.

But "alma" is spanish for soul, so he is singing that to someone, somewhere soul matters.

@Mickthe Manc Sorry mate, that's funny but not true!

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