Lyric discussion by chinosoma 

Cover art for Nine lyrics by Forward, Russia!

Couldn't touch your Hemingway? That's either the most ingenious way of labeling genitalia.. or it actually has some depth..

Maybe saying that either him or a person might be a brilliant person, but they'll never live up to your expectations/idols (Hemingway) Basically saying, he/the person will never be good enough/worthy enough for you.