Lilith—Adams’s first wife—proved to be too much for him because:
A. She was wild, crazy and fun loving while Adam was a couch potato. What was God thinking?!
B. She knew that men were going to think it was wimpy for them to ever let the woman try anything but the missionary position so she refused to do this—hoping to stir up all kinds of feminist trouble.
C. She was itching to frolic with her Lilum—some hot good time girls also known as the Harlots from Hell, the Night Hags and the Succubae. They adored freaking out celibate monks who would tie crucifixes to their cocks to fend the Lilum off.
Because enchanting Lilith was quite the babe, God had considered a hot affair with her but instead, he:
A. Gave her to Satan—no doubt to suggest that high sexuality in a female was demonic. What a spoilsport!
B. Gave her to Satan—the dark side—the evil side—and many times, the attractive side—creating considerable allure for female sexuality. Even though it’s rumored you can burn in hell for masturbating, most indulge.
C. Gave her to Satan because she was fascinated by new projects and the Satan deal was on the cutting edge.
D. Gave her to Satan because he found his alluring creation a bit intimidating and decided it would be wiser to keep his distance. What a creator! What a creation!
Lilith—Adams’s first wife—proved to be too much for him because:
A. She was wild, crazy and fun loving while Adam was a couch potato. What was God thinking?! B. She knew that men were going to think it was wimpy for them to ever let the woman try anything but the missionary position so she refused to do this—hoping to stir up all kinds of feminist trouble. C. She was itching to frolic with her Lilum—some hot good time girls also known as the Harlots from Hell, the Night Hags and the Succubae. They adored freaking out celibate monks who would tie crucifixes to their cocks to fend the Lilum off.
Because enchanting Lilith was quite the babe, God had considered a hot affair with her but instead, he:
A. Gave her to Satan—no doubt to suggest that high sexuality in a female was demonic. What a spoilsport! B. Gave her to Satan—the dark side—the evil side—and many times, the attractive side—creating considerable allure for female sexuality. Even though it’s rumored you can burn in hell for masturbating, most indulge.
C. Gave her to Satan because she was fascinated by new projects and the Satan deal was on the cutting edge. D. Gave her to Satan because he found his alluring creation a bit intimidating and decided it would be wiser to keep his distance. What a creator! What a creation!