Actually, I take it back - what's more pervasive and out-of-left-field than the Jesus theories are the "this song's about vampires" ones. If every one of those theories I've seen were correct, half of AFI's songs would be about Jesus, and the other half would be about vampires, and a few would be about both. (Has anyone ever seen Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter?)
Actually, I take it back - what's more pervasive and out-of-left-field than the Jesus theories are the "this song's about vampires" ones. If every one of those theories I've seen were correct, half of AFI's songs would be about Jesus, and the other half would be about vampires, and a few would be about both. (Has anyone ever seen Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter?)