I Like Chinese Lyrics

Lyric discussion by loderunner 

Cover art for I Like Chinese lyrics by Monty Python

What always confused me was the line about Chess. The Chinese invented Go, which many say is better than Chess, but I thought Chess was a European invention. And did the Chinese invent Ping Pong? I know that they're the best in the world at it, and they stand about 100 feet away while playing it.