Lyric discussion by tdamcbigity 

When Rob and Zach were in Illinois they went to a Diner before a show and got into a little scuffle with some locals. They were all sick white trash southern types, twenty years behind the times, who think that having a huge Zach Morris cell phone and pager on your belt is totally awesome. This is like their only overtly negative song, and it's about the south and people who think having a confederate flag in the back of your truck window next to your commemorative 8 and 3 for Dale and his boy is the way to show your patriotism.

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