I Will Always Eat Food (rik Waller Parody) Lyrics

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Cover art for I Will Always Eat Food (rik Waller Parody) lyrics by Chris Moyles

Chris Moyles is the greatest comedy genius ever to exist since the beginning of time and will only be eclipsed in brilliance when the cosmos itself erupts in a boiling geyser of exploding suns. Suns which will spell out "MOYLES" across the black void of forever.

He also stuffs puppies up his arse.