Lyric discussion by GreenAndy 

Cover art for Highball with the Devil lyrics by Les Claypool and the Holy Mackeral

I got it! Its a dude who whent out one evening to a bar to get a babe "conquer what he coul" but he is shy so he gets a drink to slavidge his balls, and by mistake gets smashed and occupies the confidence but lacks the abillity to function properly. In there there may be room for what Russian said.