It's a sunny day and so Shakespeare decides to milk a cow. He skips gaily through the countryside singing The Sound of Music until he comes to a cattle field. He finds a lovely young moo cow called Daisy who's breast he puts a bottle to. Alas milk from the cow is spilt on his trousers. Shakespeake says "Bugger" as he was writing a hip-hop classic on his lap and the milk got it wet.
It's a sunny day and so Shakespeare decides to milk a cow. He skips gaily through the countryside singing The Sound of Music until he comes to a cattle field. He finds a lovely young moo cow called Daisy who's breast he puts a bottle to. Alas milk from the cow is spilt on his trousers. Shakespeake says "Bugger" as he was writing a hip-hop classic on his lap and the milk got it wet.