Lyric discussion by Mate 

Cover art for Razor Boy lyrics by Steely Dan

I was kind of wondering what this song meant to everyone else because it makes little sense to me. Except that the Razor Boy could be some sort of grim reaper. Also the second verse up there should be 'You'd gamble or give anything/To be in with the better half/ But how many friends must I have/ To Begin with to make you laugh'