Poisoning Pigeons in the Park Lyrics

Lyric discussion by inpraiseoffolly 

Cover art for Poisoning Pigeons in the Park lyrics by Tom Lehrer

This is easily one of my top ten songs of all time. Tom Lehrer was a genious. In an interview, he said he chose pigeons because everyone hates them, and that if he had chosen dogs, no one would have thought it was funny, just sick (kinda like Ogden Edsl's Dead Puppies).

This was his biggest hit, for good reason.