Chris-Craft No. 10 Lyrics

Lyric discussion by cellophanehand 

Cover art for Chris-Craft No. 10 lyrics by Wondermints

it's about a man called chris. he made a craft (most likely sea-faring, or at least water-bound). he is on a mission to a lady's heart (or something similar). i think it might be a bit rude... perhaps involving a purple piccolo - which would fit well within the nautical theme of the song considering sailors were often known to play the hornpipe.