Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony? Lyrics

Lyric discussion by Wilks 

Cover art for Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony? lyrics by Ween

I heard that one of the two (Gene or Dean) did acid and the other one went to the store, and upon returning home from the store, found the one that did acid in the fetal position on the floor repeating "Mister would wou please help my pony".

Interestingly enough, whichever member of the band went to the store hapned to see an article in a magazine or newspaper involving spinal meningitis. And so, two of the songs on Chocolate and Cheese were born.