No Grandma = Know Grandma Lyrics

Lyric discussion by reidman 

Cover art for No Grandma = Know Grandma lyrics by Five Iron Frenzy

This may be the funniest song ever written.

In case you don't follow Ridiculously Stupid Christian Bumper Stickers (good on you), one of the worst offenders is along the lines of "No God? Know Fear!" or something lame like that.