Scenes From An Italian Restaurant Lyrics

Lyric discussion by Matty Dubs 

Cover art for Scenes From An Italian Restaurant lyrics by Billy Joel

Folks, I've got some bad news. I've conducted a latitudinal study of people who attended the Parkway Diner in the mid-60s and based my interviews and data sets, Brenda and Eddie were anything but a 'hit' at this particular establishment. For the most part, patrons found them excedingly annoying and were elated to learn of their divorce. Furthermore, it turns out than many in Billy's peer group wanted a whole shitload more outta life at that time than to hang-out at a diner all night.

I love you, Matty Dubs.