Lyric discussion by DevastatorJr. 

Cover art for Apartment Song lyrics by Tragically Hip, The

I was at a party in the summer once, and these girls were all showing off their pretty feet in their new sandals, and this one girl goes "Oh, I can't wear sandals." the others asked why, and she takes off her shoes and showed them her webbed toes! Really. I was in love. Where are you now, Christine?

Goodness, I have no idea what that has to do with the song, but I love your comment!

Hahaha I love your comment. Doesn't necessarily enlighten me regarding the song, but now I'd like to meet Christine of the web toes.