Lyric discussion by the_calling 

This song is about a guy who keeps going after people's mothers. He did it to Stephen and Ethan Joey and Nathan Josie and David, Peter, John and Mike, Alison, Alistair, Monica McAllistair Madison, Harrison and the guy from Saracens. Name some we don't already know!!? Wow this guy must have had charm, but he was a friend of the songwriter then he started chasing after their mother so the songwriter became angry and may have to threaten his charming mate "What if i told you i'm watching you". The songwriter told all the other people that the charmer was after their mothers too and now the charmer is screwed because he'll get chinned if he continues to try and get people's mothers into bed. Anyone who wants to take tips from this charmer who beds mothers look closely at the lyrics to see if you can pick up tips eg. "You came round asking just to mow the garden, You're a clever guy, 'Cause you did it for free" - You could try to mow peoples gardens for free so that they think you're nice when really its just another one of your tactics. Also "I came home and your car was in the front yard". This lyric suggests you have more chance if you're a car owner but also you have more chance of getting caught. Also "You undid your flies, And now I can't believe my eyes" this may suggest that the charmer is well-equipped. Other tips on not getting caught are: don't go to the movies the same time as her son and don't have late night jacuzzis whilst he is around. This song warns you to "Stay well clear and leave my mum alone Leave my mum alone Mum alone Mum alone" so you may get chinned if you don't take that advice.

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