Ham On The Bone Lyrics

Lyric discussion by sic_zombie 

Cover art for Ham On The Bone lyrics by GWAR

I heard that this song was about cops trying to confiscate Oderus's Cuttlefish of Cthulu. I hope he rammed his scaly cock up their asses..

is the last lyrics "as I madly stoke my flaccid shaft" or I thought it was "as I madly stroke my flaccid champion" ???