Why Don't We Get Drunk Lyrics

Lyric discussion by stoolhardy 

Cover art for Why Don't We Get Drunk lyrics by Jimmy Buffett

This never actually has happened to me in any bar I've been to, although the "get drunk and screw" at a bar concept is prevelant everywhere in life - in fiction, movies, in jokes. A lot of people THINK about it, but I must be going to the wrong bars because I've never actually seen this phenomenon in ACTION. I think it's mostly a publicity notion to get patrons to their bars, because most bars are boring or nobody has the courage.... I'll shut up with my rant now.