Lyric discussion by gandhiroot 

yeah, im pretty sure he isn't being serious when he talks about this girl. Its full of sarcasm.

"she even got her very own ringtone" now come on.. schlep isn't shallow, and that's got to be about the shallowest definition of "love" i've ever heard. so, he's obviously making a bit of fun of that kind of situation... maybe people that think they're in love with every new person they meet, or whatever the situation is. it fits alot of cases... and its hilarious.

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