I think the song may be about someone who knows they are going to die soon. They just want to get it over with. But they know that they are not going to heaven when they go.
"and a painting of Jesus wandering
for a dart board
you know he's seen you naked a million times"
That kind of indicates he's not to close with god.
They say that when you die there's a light and you follow it and go to heaven, he may be saying if he's fated to die tonight then he's not going to see that light.
"and there'll be no light tonight
if I'm fated"
I think the song may be about someone who knows they are going to die soon. They just want to get it over with. But they know that they are not going to heaven when they go. "and a painting of Jesus wandering for a dart board you know he's seen you naked a million times" That kind of indicates he's not to close with god. They say that when you die there's a light and you follow it and go to heaven, he may be saying if he's fated to die tonight then he's not going to see that light. "and there'll be no light tonight if I'm fated"