Alzheimers Answering Machine Lyrics

Lyric discussion by syko_brat 

Cover art for Alzheimers Answering Machine lyrics by Monty Python

First post, sweet. Havent heard this before, probably on a record but our record player doesnt have a stylus coz its a piece of s**t (like it isnt half obvious what that says :P) so i cant listen to it so bugger. Anyway sounds funny :P