Dennis delivers once again with this delicious pop classic. Never afraid to tackle weighty subject matter, Dennis here uses his sublime writing talent to bravely tell the world of his excessive masturbation problem. Those uninitiated with Dennis' ingenious lyrics would probably guess that the song was straightforward and without metaphor; this could not be further from the truth.
In the second verse Dennis shows his love of masturbation candidly with these terrific words,
"All these ladies tonight, dance together on the night club light
A voice says leave them alone, ah, ah, don't touch, hey that's okay! I'm cool on my own." HE goes on to excuse his own habit with the lyric "Everyone knows that it's alright to be a...Solo dancer" but unfortunately the masturbation problem became so grave (estimates suggest up to 53 times a day) that Dennis was admitted to a private clinic. Thankfully now recovered, Dennis is back on our television screens to show that he is just as much an outstanding actor as he is stunning lyricist and performer.
In the second verse Dennis shows his love of materbation candidly with these terrific words,
"All these ladies tonight, dance together on the night club light
A voice says leave them alone, ah, ah, don't touch, hey that's okay! I'm cool on my own." HE goes on to excuse his own habit with the lyric "Everyone knows that it's alright to be a...Solo dancer" but unfortunatly the masterbation problem became so grave (estimates suggest up to 53 times a day) that Dennis was admitted to a private clinic. Thankfully now recovered, Dennis is back on our television screens to show that he is just as much an outstanding actor as he is stunning lyrist and performer.
Dennis delivers once again with this delicious pop classic. Never afraid to tackle weighty subject matter, Dennis here uses his sublime writing talent to bravely tell the world of his excessive masturbation problem. Those uninitiated with Dennis' ingenious lyrics would probably guess that the song was straightforward and without metaphor; this could not be further from the truth. In the second verse Dennis shows his love of masturbation candidly with these terrific words, "All these ladies tonight, dance together on the night club light A voice says leave them alone, ah, ah, don't touch, hey that's okay! I'm cool on my own." HE goes on to excuse his own habit with the lyric "Everyone knows that it's alright to be a...Solo dancer" but unfortunately the masturbation problem became so grave (estimates suggest up to 53 times a day) that Dennis was admitted to a private clinic. Thankfully now recovered, Dennis is back on our television screens to show that he is just as much an outstanding actor as he is stunning lyricist and performer. In the second verse Dennis shows his love of materbation candidly with these terrific words, "All these ladies tonight, dance together on the night club light A voice says leave them alone, ah, ah, don't touch, hey that's okay! I'm cool on my own." HE goes on to excuse his own habit with the lyric "Everyone knows that it's alright to be a...Solo dancer" but unfortunatly the masterbation problem became so grave (estimates suggest up to 53 times a day) that Dennis was admitted to a private clinic. Thankfully now recovered, Dennis is back on our television screens to show that he is just as much an outstanding actor as he is stunning lyrist and performer.