There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet Lyrics

Lyric discussion by Zymotic 

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I think I get the "Cancer" means.

It mentions cigarettes, which cause lung cancer. Cigarettes are addictive. Therefore, I think he's saying that he's popular and people are "addicted to him" now, so to speak.

Complete guess. I might be reading too much into it.

the cigarettes are "laced with nitroglycerin," which will poison her. i'm not sure what he means by "cancer," but i don't think they're connected.

I think the 'cancer' bit is meaning he's there and it's not going to be easy to get rid of him so she "can't stand it" because he's going to be there. I don't know if that's right but