Lyric discussion by Dakana 

Cover art for The Humpty Dance lyrics by Digital Underground

"I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty." this line was parodied on homestarrunner.com. it was the thing that got me listening to it in the first place.
"doot da doot doo. drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf but first let me introduce myself My name is Coach Z, pronounced with a Oach Z." as my dad would say, its got a good beat :P