Any Major Dude Will Tell You Lyrics

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Cover art for Any Major Dude Will Tell You lyrics by Steely Dan

A squonk is a legendary creature, which lives in Pennsylvania.The scientific name name of the squonk, Lacrimacorpus dissolvens, comes from Latin words meaning "tear", "body", and "dissolve".

That's what squonk's tears are.