Vegetable Man Lyrics

Lyric discussion by WorkingClassLoser 

Cover art for Vegetable Man lyrics by Pink Floyd

I really hope this will be officially released some day (along with scream thy last scream) because it's a damn good song

anyway I recon the lyrics sound more like this

In yellow shoes I get the blues Though I walk the streets with my plastic feet With blue velvet trousers, make me feel pink There's a kind of stink about blue velvet trousers In my paisley shirt I look a jerk And my turquoise waistcoast is quite out of sight But oh oh my haircut looks so bad Vegetable man where are you?

So I change my gear, and I find my knees, And I cover them up with the latest cut, And my pants and socks are caught in a box, It don't take long to buy darn old socks, The watch, black watch My watch with a black face And a date in a little hole, And all the lot it's what I've got, It's what I wear, it's what you see, It must be me, it's what I am, Vegetable man.

I've been looking all over the place for a place for me, But it ain't anywhere, it just ain't anywhere. Vegetable man, vegetable man, He's the kind of fellow, you’ve just gonna see if you can, Vegetable man

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@WorkingClassLoser you're the first person i've seen get the lyrics correct. "with a black face and a date in a little hole" i knew i wasn't hearing the band playing a different tune. seems everyone but you and i was.

@WorkingClassLoser I always thought it said 'but oh, oh, my haircut looks so fair' but I may be mishearing things.